Trump's Obama "October Surprise" Is Neither Revealing Nor Surprising

Perpetual opinions-haver and hair-wearer Donald Trump has been touting his "October Surprise" for a few weeks now, teasing a revelation that might just change everything. Or something. (Or, maybe even nothing...?) Today, after rumors of divorce papers, cocaine dealing, or the claim that (seriously) Obama may be an extraterrestrial, he released a video, saying, "I have a deal for the president. A deal I don't believe he can refuse, and I hope he doesn't." The gist of the video, below, is pretty c...